Trip to Indy 500: $200
Walking down Georgetown Road: free
Beads: free Showing your titts for more free beads: fun
Having your picture posted in the internet:
PRICELESS
Driving the backroads in California: no comment
Pulling over for a young hitch hiker: no comment Having her lift her top for a picture in excange for a ride: no comment
You getting a “ride” from her a few miles down the road:
PRICELESS
Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lyingspread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS
12 beers at PB block party: $56
a PB streetwalker (hocker): $40
a pair of dope glasses: $13
That burning/itchy sensation that won’t go away after laying pipe to a girl on a driveway with your friends watching:
PRICELESS