Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS
Plastic surgery to supersize your tits: $18,950 Blonde hair dye: $78.95 Nice Valentino dress from newest spring collection: $8,450
Showing the whole world your nipple after your big manipulatet tit jumps out of the cleavage, because your breasts are simply to big for it:
PRICELESS
Floral print strap top: $40 Black slittet skirt: $60
Entry to rave party: $20
Samples of misc. substances: $20
Getting caught on camera when try to stuff your ample tit back inafter it flys out on the dance floor:
PRICELESS