Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
PRICELESS
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Sleeping with sombreros
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1 x bottle of sun screen: $3.00
1 x large sombrero: $20.00
1 x small sombrero: $15.00
Using the small sombrero to hide your raging hard on:
PRICELESS
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Day at the beach: $0
Sunscreen: $4
Geting caught fucking behind the rocks:
PRICELESS
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Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night:
PRICELESS
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Car ride to the beach: $5
Drink for the day: $10
Sun cream: $4
Going growl on your girl friend while you think no-one is watching:
PRICELESS