Thong on the beach 01

Man lying on the beach in a thong

Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
PRICELESS

there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to

Drunk at disco 01

Drunk woman in the disco

Two pre-party sixpacks BW at home: $5,95
Cover charge: $5,00
Three Party-Pills from bouncher: $10,00
Dropped the last pill on the floor, now showing your cheeks while picking it up:
PRICELESS

Drunk at bar 02

Woman drunk in a bar with her titts hanging out

Hubby letting you go out with the girls: FREE
Hot Party Dress: $140
Vicky Secrets Push up bra: $40
Getting so drunk you heave ho over the edge of the bar with your tits hanging out:
PRICELESS