An after saturday baseball match party: free entrance
7 beers: $1 each
smoke some marijuana: $6 per joint
forgot your short-stop has always his digital camera, and your 1st baseman knows this website:
PRICELESS
Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lyingspread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS
12 beers at PB block party: $56
a PB streetwalker (hocker): $40
a pair of dope glasses: $13
That burning/itchy sensation that won’t go away after laying pipe to a girl on a driveway with your friends watching:
PRICELESS