Not knowing if your 1 year old son really DID stick his finger up the dogs ass and then have a taste:
PRICELESS
Priceless finger in dogs ass
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Getting screwed by dog
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Tin of dog food: $2
Some doggy litter: $8
Chew toy: $6
Getting caught screwing your dog: priceless
Dog photographed naked
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Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
PRICELESS
Dog and raccoon having sex
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Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours:
PRICELESS
Bill Clinton blowjob from dog
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President of the USA: $1 mill. p.a.
World travel: Free
Groundkeepers: Free
Gucci Suits: $900
Having a dog called Monica:
PRICELESS