Dancing with a boner

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Plane tickets to New Orleans: $240
7 day cruise: $800
The big unit pitching a tent on the ship’s dance floor: priceless

Spectator on the beach

Spectator wanking while looking at a topless woman on the beach

Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS