Wedding dress: $5oo
Wedding ring: $999
Sexy lingerie for the night in question: $210
Being caught by your brother while practicing some hand and mouth skills before your big honeymoon: priceless
Hand and mouth skills
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blowjob
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Cake blowjob
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Your 40th birthday: no comment
Hats, napkins and plates: $20
All your friends giving you surprise party: no comment
Getting your picture “Going down” on your cake on the internet: priceless
Blowjob after night out
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Night out on the town: $75
Getting the nerve to ask such a question: $12 bottle of wine
Actually using a line like that: another $12 bottle of wine
Having a girlfriend who’s father has a sense of humor:
PRICELESS
Bill Clinton blowjob from dog
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President of the USA: $1 mill. p.a.
World travel: Free
Groundkeepers: Free
Gucci Suits: $900
Having a dog called Monica:
PRICELESS