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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS
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Going to Florida for Spring Break: $500.00
The new swimsuit: $70.00
Seeing your pubic hair on the internet:
PRICELESS
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Birthday Card: $2,50
Birthday Present: $10,00
Stripper: $100,00
Shooting your load in your pants while she rubs her tits in your face:
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Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
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Trip to Florida Keys: $350.00
New bikinis: $75.90
New gucci sunglasses: $199.00
Abusing the mens urinal releasing your bladder and having your boyfriends taking a photo of this hilarious scene:
PRICELESS