Ticket to Mexico: $400
3 Margaritas: $21
Sand and Wind: free
Being pulled out of the water completely drunk:
PRICELESS
Drunk girl on the beach
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Spectator on the beach
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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS
Sleeping with sombreros
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1 x bottle of sun screen: $3.00
1 x large sombrero: $20.00
1 x small sombrero: $15.00
Using the small sombrero to hide your raging hard on:
PRICELESS
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Day at the beach: $0
Sunscreen: $4
Geting caught fucking behind the rocks:
PRICELESS
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Plane ticket from france to Thailand: $400
Entry to Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan: FREE
Bucket of Thai Sang Sum whiskey: $3
Getting chewed out on a crowded beach in broad daylight:
PRICELESS