Plane tickets to Detroit for the Super Bowl: $375
Tickets to the Penthouse Party: $1,250
You getting caught staring at another girls ass while dancing with your girlfriend:
PRICELESS
Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
PRICELESS
there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to
Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night:
PRICELESS