Stupid boyfriend

Stupid boyfriend watching some other girls ass while dancing with his girlfriend

Plane tickets to Detroit for the Super Bowl: $375
Tickets to the Penthouse Party: $1,250
You getting caught staring at another girls ass while dancing with your girlfriend:
PRICELESS

Thong on the beach 01

Man lying on the beach in a thong

Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
PRICELESS

there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to

Sex on the beach 02

Couple having sex on the beach while beeing caught by a reporter

Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night:
PRICELESS