Semester i Belize med dina vänner: $695
Kobolt blå rem som inte riktigt täcker din oputsad bäver: $25
SPF #8 garvning olja: $8
Pic av er sover på stranden, hjälpa några kåta gamla bastard återupptäcka livets mening medan dina vänner utanför simning:
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bikini
Naken Sprinbreak parti
Pissed byxor på strip show
Miss Venezuela losing bikini
Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
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