Miss Venezuela losing bikini

admin April 30, 2008

Miss Venezuela losing her bikini during a show

Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
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admin April 30, 2008

Stupid driver crashing into another car

<HTML><HEAD><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8"> <TITLE>302 Moved</TITLE></HEAD><BODY> <H1>302 Moved</H1> The document has moved <A HREF="http://ipv4.google.com/sorry/IndexRedirect?continue=http://translate.google.com/translate_a/t?client=a&q=Borrowing&q=dads+truck&q=Showing+off+for+your+friends&q=Being+a+retard&q=Starting+a+delivery+firm+and&q=naming+it&q=Titanic&q=Astro+Van&q=with&q=billion+miles+on+the+clock&q=Discount+paint+job&q=Making+a+delivery+down+the+docs&q=History+repeats+itself&q=harbour&tl=sv&sl=auto&amp;q=CGMSBFD2Pk8YiqbiqwUiGQDxp4NLhJYici1LQ6rJxhygVr-_v61ViHY">here</A>. </BODY></HTML> dads truck: $0
Showing off for your friends: $0
Being a retard:
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admin April 30, 2008

Stupid driver revealing history

Starting a delivery firm and naming it “Titanic”: Ingen kommentar
Astro Van 1989 with 1 billion miles on the clock: $999.95
Discount paint job: $99.95
Making a delivery down the docs: Ingen kommentar
History repeats itself:
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admin April 30, 2008

Stupid driver having a crash

2 <HTML><HEAD><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8"> <TITLE>302 Moved</TITLE></HEAD><BODY> <H1>302 Moved</H1> The document has moved <A HREF="http://ipv4.google.com/sorry/IndexRedirect?continue=http://translate.google.com/translate_a/t?client=a&q=months+of+drive+lessons&q=new+pair+of+glasses&q=spending+all+the+money+on+the+lessons+and+not+the+glasses&tl=sv&sl=auto&amp;q=CGMSBFD2Pk8YnKbiqwUiGQDxp4NLFLd-CgAK0V4pYNlEuRXYXyniVC4">here</A>. </BODY></HTML> : $250
new pair of glasses: $180
spending all the money on the lessons and not the glasses:
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