Wedding dress: $5oo
Wedding ring: $999
Sexy lingerie for the night in question: $210
Being caught by your brother while practicing some hand and mouth skills before your big honeymoon: priceless
A Truckload of white make-up: $18.00
Some purple hair dye: $12.00
Black clothing: $40.00
Prescription of Antidepressants: $28.00
Realising that you all have severe personality disorders: priceless