Female head police car

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Patrol car: $48,500
Cell phone: $149
Manequin head: $39
Driving around all night with a female head on top of your police car: priceless

Ugly dressed up gay

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Make-up: $55
Lipstick: $28
Fake boobs: $12
Getting caught dressing like a queer and trying to deny it: priceless

Tampon string visible in club

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Girls night out

New mini skirt: $65
New boots: $120
Dinner: $30
Cover at the club: $10
Drinks for dancing with your girlfriend: free
Not making sure your tampon string is tucked: priceless