2 killer cans of old milwaukee: $7
2 gramms of crack: $???
Being a passed out crack ho:
PRICELESS
Drunk and asleep on street 02
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Drunk and asleep on street 01
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Night out with the gang: $30
Rounds of $1,99 Shooter Specials: $40
Self experiment with the Date Rape drug Rohypnol: $10
Forgetting that you’re piss drunk lying spread eagle on the sidewalk in front of the bar, and not in bed with lover:
PRICELESS
Skid marks on shorts 03
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Trip to the hair salon: $75
Ankle bracelet: $30
White short shorts: $55
That ILL ADVISED burrito for lunch: $5
NASTY fecal stain on your shorts, front and center:
PRICELESS
Ugly man taking shower
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Pair of white undies: $11
Never giving your son extra pocket money: $0
Son smart enough always to carry a camera: $55
Taking this pic of him scratching his balls while taking a shower and then blackmailing him for extra cash:
PRICELESS
Kate Moss nipple jumping out
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Earnings in 2002 as a Model: $5.9 Million
Being the third top supermodel on the internet for the year 2001: $0
New designer black dress for the big European Models Awards Night: $2035
New designer hairdo: $200
Having the nice habbit of never wearing a bra for a big night: $0
Showing the whole world and the Kate Moss loving visitors your nice splendid nipples for free:
PRICELESS