A “high maintainance” girlfriend: $$$
Dinner at your house: $40
Buying her new GOLD stud nipple rings: $100
Capturing the rings”perfect fit” and her happy smile:
PRICELESS
Brooks Brothers Suit: $680
Political carreer to become Senate Democratic Leader: $20 Million
Using the wrong hand while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance:
PRICELESS
Half-Rack Alaskan Amber: $12.95 plus tax
2-days condo at Alyeska ski resort: $400.00 plus tax Caught peeing in the run-out of an Alyeska snowcat:
PRICELESS
Summer trip to Florida alone: $124
Free tickets to a Wet T-Shirt Contest: $0
Getting the best possible welcome to Daytona Beach
when one of the sexy contestants starts to flash the
crowd and you can click a snap so that your buddies
back in Utah will know you’re not lying:
PRICELESS