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Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
PRICELESS
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Collier: 2 Million Dollars
Winning Tennis: not countable
Your boobs on the net in the tackiest dress ever:
PRICELESS
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Borrowing dads truck: $0
Showing off for your friends: $0
Being a retard:
PRICELESS
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Starting a delivery firm and naming it “Titanic”: no comment
Astro Van 1989 with 1 billion miles on the clock: $999.95
Discount paint job: $99.95
Making a delivery down the docs: no comment
History repeats itself:
PRICELESS
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2 months of drive lessons: $250
new pair of glasses: $180
spending all the money on the lessons and not the glasses:
PRICELESS