Naked ex girlfriend

Naked ex girlfriend in her bedroom showing bare ass

Time spent: 1 1/2 years
Money wasted: $3.000 +
Keeping this pic for future exposure: free
Showing ex bare ass naked on Internet: PRICELESS

Stupid Microsoft presentation

Microsoft presentation done with an Apple MacBook Pro

Powerpoint license: $99
Video projector: $499
booking hall for 250 people for business leadership conference: $7,985
forgot to cover apple logo on new macbook which is showing the powerpoint presentation:
PRICELESS