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A night out at the bars: $45
Dry cleaning bill for khakis: $17
Big hemp necklace: $12
Picture of your roommate proving that the old “hand in a bucket of warm water makes you piss your pants in your sleep” sent all over the internet:
PRICELESS
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Cheerleading outfit: $75
Athletic shoes: $50
Getting people from around the world to cheer for your high school: priceless
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New shiny red car: $3,000
First tank of gas: $27.80
Realising that your car has a big gash on the bonnet:
PRICELESS
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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS
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Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
PRICELESS