New ball dress: $300.00
Make up artist: $100.00
New hair-do: $90.00
Trying so hard to look attractive and failing miserably because you are a festy bitch:
PRICELESS
High school cheerleading capt: popularity
Temp. needed to roll up shirt: 90?Ǭ?F
Showing the boys what they get to play with once you have a few beers in you:
PRICELESS