House in the country: $1 Million
Three luxury cars: $150,000
Leaving town during a cold Michigan winter without turning off the water pipes in your garage:
PRICELESS
Stupid freezing three cars in the garage
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Stupid driver 08
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GMC Sierra Z1: $33,000
Ticket to the SAMSUNG 500: $100
Beer and Souvenirs: $85
High-centering your truck trying to cut in line in the parking lot:
PRICELESS
Stupid driver 07 – its a woman…
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Cheap looking H&M outfit: $75
Hair dye to be blonde: $29
Finding a stupid boyfriend who makes you a 4 wheeled gift: spreading legs
Beeing the most stupid driver in the harbour and mixing up break with gas:
PRICELESS
Drunk and passed out 01
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12 packs of Budweiser: $6.89
One pint of Cuevo Gold: $7.29
3 joints: Free
Passing out and waking up believing you’ve died and gone to heaven:
PRICELESS
Car hit by deer
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Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
PRICELESS