No panties at Burger King

Woman sitting in Burger King restaurant with no panties

New Digital Camera: $400
Trip to Burger King for lunch: $4
Getting a photo of lady leaving: no comment
Finding she flashed the “Filet-O-Fish Sandwich as she left:

PRICELESS

Lucky weather at marriage

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Marriage dress in size XXXXL: $590
Nice white flowers: $48.50
Rent for marriage-location next to Mosslake: $430 per day
Maybe not realising that the weather is the only NICE thing at this marriage:
PRICELESS

Formal queen reception

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Military parade for receiving The Queen: $15.000
New robe and hat: $4.850
Sitting next seat to The Queen: picking up soap for chief
Having your dong hang out under your uniform
skirt which may arouse The Queen when she
sees this pic:
PRICELESS

George Bush Shoe Attack

George Bush getting attacked by a journalist with his shoes

Years being President of the United States: not measurable
1 Trip to Iraq with Airforce One: $87,000
New suit: $1,285
Getting attacked by an iraqi journalist with his shoes and have to duck yourself not to be hit directly on your nose:
PRICELESS