Being bored while Raiders lose game

Two fans sitting bored in the stadium while their team loses the game

Two tickets to Super Bowl XXXVII: $4,000.00
Authentic game jersey: $125
a box of Cracker Jack: $5.00
Halloween costume: found in garbage can

Getting caught reading the little surprise in the box while trying to pass the time, while your team is getting their ASSES kicked all up and down Qualcomm in front of the whole world to see:
Brīnišķīgs

Stupid sliding accident on the beach

Tickets to spain: $495
Holtel room for one week: $348
Bodyboard in a local “here-you-can-buy-everything”-store:$9.95
Trying to slide into the water on your new bought bodyboard like the little kids do but nearly breaking your neck on that stunt:
Brīnišķīgs