Miss Venezuela losing bikini

Miss Venezuela losing her bikini during a show

Applying to become a contestant for Miss Venezuela pageant: $0
Getting help from a professional to assist with your speech: $750
Paying a fashion designer to create a nice bikini for you: $4500
Nice see-thru green veil to put around your lower-half body: $31
Accidentally untying the wrong knot during the live telecast in prime-time for the whole nation to see your bikini and veil fall off completely:
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Autista Stupido 02

Stupid driver revealing history

Avvio di una ditta di consegna e nominarla “Titanico”: no comment
Astro Van 1989 con 1 miliardi di miglia sull'orologio: $999.95
Verniciatura Sconto: $99.95
Fare una consegna verso il basso la documentazione: no comment
La storia si ripete:
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