Ugly in ball dress

Girl dressed up in a ball dress but still looking ugly

New ball dress: $300.00
Make up artist: $100.00
New hair-do: $90.00
Trying so hard to look attractive and failing miserably because you are a festy bitch:
Neprocjenjiv

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Britney spears getting caught in a supermarket buying a pack of tampons

5 hit albums,
50 million a year,
queen of pop…

The look on her face when she gets caugt buying tampons:
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Man shitting his pants while a bungee jump

Parking at amusement park: $8
Bungee jump: $40
Having a picture put up on the worldwide web after you shit yourself on the jump:
Neprocjenjiv