Stotine Big Mac-a: $4,285.95
Big redovito koks svakom Big Mac: $867
XXL-odjeće: $12,895
Ulaznica u prijatelje stranci: $7
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Brak haljina u veličini XXXXL: $590
Lijepi bijeli cvjetovi: $48.50
Najam za brak-mjesto pokraj Mosslake: $430 na dan
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New Underwear and Bras: $49
McDonalds Super Size Frys: $2
2 Quater Pounders: $4
Sodas: $1
Showing the world you are too big for even Victoria to keep “Secret”:
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Tickets to Las Vegas: $250 svaki Hotel Accomodation: $599 svaki Competition Entry. $100 svaki Taking out first place in the All-You-Can-Eat competition:
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New ball dress: $300.00 Make up artist: $100.00 New hair-do: $90.00 Trying so hard to look attractive and failing miserably because you are a festy bitch:
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Škola Djevojka uniformu i perika: $30
Blundstone radne cipele: $80
5 Bakar je Gazirani Ale Longnecks: $23
Nakon što je slika uzeta dok se “pokupila-up” od dobrog izgleda mornara i pokazuje svoju guzicu pukotine, Vaše tijelo u boji (sequined) G-String, a pola loptica-bag:
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Trip to the hair salon: $75 Ankle bracelet: $30 White short shorts: $55 ThatILL ADVISED burritofor lunch: $5 NASTY fecal stain on your shorts, front and center:
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Pair of white undies: $11
Never giving your son extra pocket money: $0
Son smart enough always to carry a camera: $55
Taking this pic of him scratching his balls while taking a shower and then blackmailing him for extra cash:
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Hotel room for one night: $55 Bottle of wine and case of beer: $40
Party flavours: $20
Getting your picture on the internet with skid marks on your underwear:
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