जमैका के लिए Holliday: $1,000
पट्टी पर अपने pina कोलाडा spilling: $6
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Drunk on the beach
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A few beers in the sun: $12.00
A big lunch: $28.00
Bottle of sun block. $3.99
Remembering what your mum aid about swimming right after eating as your mates drag you out of the water:
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Thong on the beach 01
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Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
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there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to
Spectator on the beach
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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
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Sleeping with sombreros
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1 x bottle of sun screen: $3.00
1 x large sombrero: $20.00
1 x small sombrero: $15.00
Using the small sombrero to hide your raging hard on:
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Day at the beach: $0
Sunscreen: $4
Geting caught fucking behind the rocks:
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Plane ticket from france to Thailand: $400
Entry to Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan: आज़ाद
Bucket of Thai Sang Sum whiskey: $3
Getting chewed out on a crowded beach in broad daylight:
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Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night:
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Car ride to the beach: $5
Drink for the day: $10
Sun cream: $4
Going growl on your girl friend while you think no-one is watching:
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Showing titts at springbreak
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Summer trip to Florida alone: $124
Free tickets to a Wet T-Shirt Contest: $0
Getting the best possible welcome to Daytona Beach
when one of the sexy contestants starts to flash the
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back in Utah will know you’re not lying:
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समुद्र तट न्यडिस्ट
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St . के लिए विमान किराया. मार्टिन: $865
न्यडिस्ट बीच होटल प्रति रात: $185
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