Holliday to jamaica: $1,000
Spilling your pina colada on the bar: $6
Your tit falling out when you go to lick it up: priceless
Tit hanging out of bikini
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on the beach
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Drunk on the beach
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A few beers in the sun: $12.00
A big lunch: $28.00
Bottle of sun block. $3.99
Remembering what your mum aid about swimming right after eating as your mates drag you out of the water:
PRICELESS
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Flight to miami: 220 dollars
Hotel on south beach: 225 dollars per night
coppertone 30: 10 dollars
Seeing the locals hanging out int the infamous “south beach thong”:
PRICELESS
there are some things that money can’t buy… and others you would never want to
Spectator on the beach
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Vacation in Belize with your friends: $695
Cobalt blue thong that doesn’t quite cover your untrimmed beaver: $25
SPF #8 tanning oil: $8
Pic of you asleep on the beach, helping some horny old bastard rediscover the meaning of life while your friends are off swimming:
PRICELESS
Sleeping with sombreros
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1 x bottle of sun screen: $3.00
1 x large sombrero: $20.00
1 x small sombrero: $15.00
Using the small sombrero to hide your raging hard on:
PRICELESS
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Day at the beach: $0
Sunscreen: $4
Geting caught fucking behind the rocks:
PRICELESS
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Plane ticket from france to Thailand: $400
Entry to Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan: FREE
Bucket of Thai Sang Sum whiskey: $3
Getting chewed out on a crowded beach in broad daylight:
PRICELESS
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Plane tickets to Maui: $740.00
Condo on private beach: $1,200.00
Chateau LeFleur wine: $115.00
Thinking you’re alone while some asshole flying a news helicopter hits you with his spotlight as he’s doing a live feature story about sea turtles mating at night:
PRICELESS
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Car ride to the beach: $5
Drink for the day: $10
Sun cream: $4
Going growl on your girl friend while you think no-one is watching:
PRICELESS
Showing titts at springbreak
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Summer trip to Florida alone: $124
Free tickets to a Wet T-Shirt Contest: $0
Getting the best possible welcome to Daytona Beach
when one of the sexy contestants starts to flash the
crowd and you can click a snap so that your buddies
back in Utah will know you’re not lying:
PRICELESS
Beach nudists
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Airfare to St. Marteen: $865
Nudist beach hotel per night: $185
You get caught doing some undertwater cave exploring with your trusty little snorkle
Come with me creep…
PRICELESS