Cheer outfit: $140
Trip to Nationals: $550
Speed pill before your team performs: $20
Showing everyone why your team’s the best: priceless
New Digital Camera: $400
Trip to Burger King for lunch: $4
Getting a photo of lady leaving: no comment
Finding she flashed the “Filet-O-Fish Sandwich as she left:
PRICELESS
Roundtrip airfare to Las Vegas: $260
Tickets to “Thunder from Down Under”: $50
Several rounds of alcohol: $60
Acting like a drunk retard and showing your crotch to the world:
PRICELESS