Not knowing if your 1 year old son really DID stick his finger up the dogs ass and then have a taste:
PRICELESS
Priceless finger in dogs ass
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animals
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Slipping Polar Bear
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Being the largest terrestrial predators: no comment
Living in icy territory: no comment
Having a sign warning about ice and still slipping and rolling on the floor: priceless
Getting screwed by dog
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Tin of dog food: $2
Some doggy litter: $8
Chew toy: $6
Getting caught screwing your dog: priceless
Bad cat
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Cat nip: $3.50
Meow mix: $2.95
Vet bill: $95.00
Having the camera ready when fluffy comes home from being neutered: priceless
Car hit by deer
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Quality time with the family: $0
Fuel for the trip: $78
Food, drinks & other supplies: $120
Teaching your kids it is okay to not give a fuck about the local wildlife:
PRICELESS
Kangaroo fight
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One roll of 35mm film: $4,-
One professional 35mm camera: $350,-
Someone using their camera to caputre this guy getting plowed:
PRICELESS
Dog photographed naked
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Digital camera: $299
Taking a pic of your dog: Included
Forgetting you aren’t wearing your shorts and getting the reflection of your schlong in the window:
PRICELESS
Dog and raccoon having sex
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Good dog at the local pound: $125
Food to get him started in this new life: $100
Flee collar, bowls, dog house: $185
Price of the animal getting to know the neighbours:
PRICELESS
Caught cat and dog
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Lavander Art-Deco Sofa: $700
Matching lavander throw pillow: $45
Walking in on a *ahem* private moment:
PRICELESS
Elephants having sex
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Tickets: 40 bucks
Parking and lunch: 30 bucks
Picture of babies first trip to the circus: how can you put a price on that?
Not noticing that the elephants screwing in the background before you take the picture:
PRICELESS