Elephants having sex

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Tickets: 40 bucks
Parking and lunch: 30 bucks
Picture of babies first trip to the circus: how can you put a price on that?
Not noticing that the elephants screwing in the background before you take the picture:
PRICELESS

Skid marks on shorts 02

Skid marks on shorts 02

Hotel room for one night: $55
Bottle of wine and case of beer: $40
Party flavours: $20
Getting your picture on the internet with skid marks on your underwear:
PRICELESS

Tampon String visible 02

Visible tampon string under thong

Multiple Beers: $Free from friends
A few tokes of Cheebah: $Free from friends
Accepting the dare to flash your ass and realising that everybody can see your tampon string:
PRICELESS